i had a dream last night. i dreamt i was a dove flying over the sea. and then i dove into the ocean and i swam with the dolphins. i was two animals joined as one. which means good things are coming, good things ♥
— Mr. Cheezle
(Source: fuckyeahjerseyshore)
thursday night fun…
bio-dome and grandma’s boy.
Black Eyed Peas Half-time show
HORRIBLE
side note…where can i get one of those green glow body suits their dancers are wearing?!
Here’s the difference, to me, between boys and girls: Boys fuck things up; Girls are fucked up. That’s the difference. Boys just do damage to your house that you can measure in dollars, like a hurricane. Girls, like, leave scars in your psyche that you find later, like a genocide or an atrocity. That’s the difference between boys and girls. And it becomes the difference between men and women, really. A man will, like, steal your car or burn your house down or beat the shit out of you, but a woman will ruin your fuckin’ life. Do you see the difference? Like, a man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he’ll leave you as a human being intact. He won’t fuck with who you are. Women are nonviolent, but they will shit inside of your heart.
—
Louis C.K. (via eletheowl)
i love this man.
chip…
i’m gonna come after you like a spider money!
love.
chapelle show: season one
do not disturb.
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Nice try, Banksy.
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